let's pretend that didn't happen

When I see my crush, but then I see another girl with him

When I see a lovely dress that I can’t afford

The advice I give my friends when they wear a revealing dress

When talking to my professors about grades

And I’m trying to get some sympathy, but they’re just like,

How I feel about Exam Week.

When I get asked out by a man in his 40’s.

My reaction:

My friend’s reaction:

When my best friend and I walk into a party with free booze

And we just look at each other like:

When someone tells me they dont need to drink to have fun

I’m just like,

When one of my friends disagrees with me

I flip out like,

When I suddenly remember that it’s Friday